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  A Brood of Vipers

  Series: Sir Roger Shallot [4]

  Published: 2010

  Tags: Historical Novel

  Historical Novelttt

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  In 1523, Benjamin Daunbey and Roger Shallot are summoned to London. A Florentine envoy has been murdered and King Henry is determined to unmask the perpetrators. To discover the identity of the assassin they must travel to Florence - it sounds simple but the reality is murderously different

  Michael Clynes was born in Middlesbrough and educated at Woodcote Hall. He studied History at Liverpool and Oxford Universities and obtained a doctorate at Oxford for his thesis on Edward II and Queen Isabella. He is now Headmaster of a school in North-East London. He has written crime novels under other pseudonyms.

  Acclaim for Sir Roger Shallot's journals

  'Lively historical whodunnit ... Shallot himself is a splendid braggart, a Tudor Flashman' The Times

  'A rich stew of conspiracy, horror, sexual treachery and dry humour' The Tablet

  "Set in a fascinating period of English history ... Sir Roger Shallot [is] a colourful and likeable rogue ... plenty of swashbuckling and intrigue' Liverpool Daily Post

  'Cleverly twisting tale of murder and mayhem' Brighton Evening Argus

  'Brother Cadfael had better look to his laurels' Kent Today

  'Definitely another gem from one of the best historical mystery writers around' CADS

  Also by Michael Clynes

  The White Rose Murders Being the first journal of Sir Roger Shallot

  The Poisoned Chalice Being the second journal of Sir Roger Shallot

  The Grail Murders Being the third journal of Sir Roger Shallot

  A Brood of Vipers

  Being the fourth journal of Sir Roger Shallot concerning certain wicked conspiracies and horrible murders perpetrated in the reign of King Henry VIII

  Michael Clynes

  Copyright© 1994 Michael Clynes

  The right of Michael Clynes to be identified as the Author of the Work has been asserted by him in accordance with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988.

  First published in 1994 by HEADLINE BOOK PUBLISHING

  First published in paperback in 1994 by HEADLINE BOOK PUBLISHING

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  All characters in this publication are fictitious and any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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  To a good physician: Dr Paul Charles Siggins, M.B., B.S., M.R.C.G.P. and family of Leytonstone.

  Historical Personages Mentioned in the Text

  Henry VIII - Bluff King Hal or the Great Killer. He had six wives and a string of mistresses. He is the Mouldwarp or the Dark One as prophesied by Merlin.

  Catherine of Aragon - A Spanish princess. Henry VIII’s first wife and mother of Mary Tudor. She was first married to Henry's brother Arthur, but the marriage was never consummated.

  Anne Boleyn - Daughter of Sir Thomas Boleyn ('a truly wicked man'). Second wife of Henry VIII and mother of Elizabeth I.

  Elizabeth I - Queen of England, daughter of Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn, nicknamed the Virgin Queen, though Shallot claims to have had a son by her.

  Henry VII- First of the Tudors, a rather miserly king. Father of Arthur and Henry.

  Arthur - Henry VIII's elder brother. Married at fifteen to Catherine of Aragon, he died of consumption within the year. Thomas Wolsey - Son of an Ipswich butcher, he became Archbishop of York, Cardinal, Lord Chancellor and First Minister of Henry VIII.

  Giulio de Medici - Cardinal, ruler of Florence, later Pope Clement VII.

  Will Shakespeare - Great English playwright. Shallot claims to have been Shakespeare's patron and confidant as well as a source of inspiration to him.

  Savonarola - Fiery 15th-century preacher. He set up a shortlived 'Godly Republic' in Florence until his overthrow and execution there.

  Leo X-One of the first Medici popes, at the beginning of the 16th century. His ruthless pursuit of money provoked Martin Luther's revolt.

  Martin Luther - German friar, member of the Augustinian order. He led the protest against corruption in the papacy and the Church. Luther is rightly regarded as one of the founding fathers of protestantism.

  Lorenzo de Medici - 15th-century ruler of Florence and a patron of the arts. He brought the city to the peak of its greatness.

  Francis Drake - Famous English seaman, one of Elizabeth's commanders in the defeat of the Armada.

  Alexander VI - One of the Borgia popes. Uncle of Lucrezia and the even more infamous Cesare.

  Sulemain the Magnificent - Emperor and ruler of the Ottoman Turks.

  Machiavelli - Florentine writer, his greatest work, an analysis of politics, is The Prince.

  Adrian VI - A reforming pope who died, in 1523, in rather mysterious circumstances.

  Charles V - Kinsman of Catherine of Aragon, ruler of Spain and of the Holy Roman Empire.

  Prologue

  Do marriage and murder go together? I recently reflected on this when my little clerk, God bless his pretty arse, asked my permission to marry.

  'Marry in haste and repent at leisure!' I bawled back.

  He slunk away, leaving me to my thoughts. Spring has come. I hear the song of the geese as they fly across the marshes in the woods of Burpham Manor. I grasp my stick and, one arm resting on Margot the other on Phoebe (two lovely lasses!), I go and stand out on the steps of my manor house. I stare up at the strengthening sun. My eyes are weak but I hold my face up, searching for its warmth. I recall those sweet, wine-drenched, murderous days under the Tuscan sun where, an eternity ago, I and my master, Benjamin Daunbey, beloved nephew of the great Cardinal Wolsey, searched for a killer. Ah yes, Wolsey, Chancellor and First Minister of the biggest bastard this realm has ever seen, Henry VIII, by God's grace King of England, Scotland, Ireland and France.

  I turn and walk back into the manor hall. I study the small painting executed by Holbein the Younger, showing the Great Beast' in all his glory - Henry VIII with his fat, florid face, gold moustache and beard and those eyes. Oh Lord, those eyes! Just like a pig's before it charges. And those lips!

  Wet and slobbery! I remember that pursed mouth pressed up against my ear.

  'Shallot!' Henry once hissed. 'You'll wet your breeches at Tyburn! And your clever little neck- will be stretched like a piece of cloth!"

  Ah well, he was wrong, wasn't he? Old Shallot survived, proving once again that I do possess the quickest wits and fastest legs in Christendom. Roger Shallot didn't die, although not for any lack of trying by the legion of evil murderers whom I have had the pleasure of doing business with over the years. No, no, Roger Shallot, like the bay tree in the psalms, like the cedar of Lebanon, grew and flourished.

  Now it's Sir Roger Shallot, in his mid-nineties, Knight of the Garter, Knight of the Bath, Commissioner of Array, Privy Councillor, Justice of the Peace. The husband of four wives, now all dead, God bless them! (Oh, yes, I've been happily married! My wives were happy and I was married!) Old Roger Shallot, Lord of Burpham Manor, its fields, pastures, woods, streams, carp ponds, orchards, barns and granaries. Confidant, (and, yes, I'll say it) former lover of our Queen, God
bless her, Elizabeth, daughter of Anne Boleyn. (Both marvellous girls, lovely tits!)

  You name it and old Roger Shallot has done it. But it's been a long journey! Born in Ipswich at the time of the great plague, I grew, if not straight in the eyes of my contemporaries, then at least I grew-dark-faced, dark-haired, dark-hearted with a slight cast in one eye. No, I am wrong. I do myself an injustice - not dark-hearted, not old Roger! I have loved a great deal. Perhaps I'd loved wrongly, but better that than never loved at all. Of course, I have done dark deeds. I have met murder - on the highway; at the crossroads under a hunter's moon; in the sewers of Venice; in the fetid alleyways of London; on the wind-blasted heaths of Scotland: in the silken courts of Paris and Constantinople: in the rat-infested catacombs of Rome; and in the sun-drenched piazzas of Florence. Ah, there it is, Florence! The golden city on the river Arno with its princes' palaces stuffed with treasures, artefacts and paintings, the like of which the world will never see again. Now it's all gone. The bloody French put paid to that. They sent their soldiers across the Alps to burn and pillage and so black out the sun of human greatness.

  Now old Roger is alone. I sit in my secret chamber and dictate my memoirs to my darling chaplain. Lovely little man!

  Pinch-bummed, narrow-faced, now he wants to marry! About bloody time! I have seen his lustful glances at Phoebe's buttocks or Margot's generous tits. 'Better marry than burn' says Saint Paul and I suppose I'll have to give him permission. He turns round to argue with me. If he's not careful, I'll rap his little knuckles with my cane and tell him to keep writing.

  I stare through the mullioned glass window at the sun. It's still weak, not like in Florence where it burns like a molten disc. I wish summer would come! I wish I could go out and sit in my secret maze with my dogs and my jugs of claret and recount my exploits, tell of my descent into Hell to meet devils with human faces. Ah well! I wish Benjamin were here (God rest him!) - Benjamin with his kind eyes and long, dark face. He had the stooped shoulders of a born scholar and a heart and soul as big as any saint's. We saw the days, Benjamin and I! We travelled all over Europe carrying out tasks for his Satanic Eminence Cardinal Thomas Wolsey and that devil incarnate Henry VIII. Ah excuse me, my clerk interrupts again, he is still blubbering about his marriage. He wants me to pay. The tight little turd! He's so miserly there are cobwebs in his purse. He's the sort of man who would steal a dead fly from a blind spider! Kick him in the heart and you'll break your toes! Yes, yes, my little clerk. He's always around me whenever he needs me. The sort of fellow who would give you the shirt off your back or throw a drowning man both ends of the rope!

  'Store up treasure in heaven!' I roar at him.

  Mind you, he spends so little he wouldn't even offer me the down payment on a harp. He'll also have to do something about his face before he climbs into the wedding bed - and lose some weight, especially round that moon face. After all, why should he have three chins when everyone else has only got one? Ah, I see his shoulders shaking. I never know whether he's laughing or crying. To be sure, he's not a bad little mannikin, except when he's stealing my claret or trying to inveigle Margot into the hayloft.

  'You drink too much claret!' he cries.

  The little hypocrite! How dare he lecture me! When it's dark you don't need any candles, his nose is so red it lights up the room! Let me tell you a little joke I played upon him. Quite recently I travelled to London. The old queen wished to take counsel with me in her secret chambers at the Tower. She was worried about our son, our darling boy, who was last seen in the south of Spain trying to have his memoirs published. Anyway, I went, not to lie with her in a carnal sense, but to lie about the past and make her laugh so much her red wig would fall askew and the white paint on her face crack. Now, I didn't take my chaplain. I was tired of his lectures about drink and wine. Anyway, in London, I had my little jest with him. I went to a scrivener outside St Paul's. I pretended to be one of these Puritans, you know the sort -miserable as sin, with a devil-sent mission to make everyone equally unhappy. I decided to call myself the Reverend Josiah

  Blackwood and had the scrivener write the following letter to my darling clerk:

  Dear Sir,

  I have a mission from the Lord to tour this kingdom, warning all God's people against the evil dangers of drink. In my travels and peregrinations, I was accompanied by a young man named Philip, like you of good family, whose life has been ruined by deep howls of claret, pots of malmsey and jugs of London ale. During my sermons Philip would sit on a stool beside me, red-faced, bleary-eyed, farting, burping and making obscene gestures at the congregation. I would point to Philip as a living example of the devil drink. You'll be sorry to hear that, quite recently, Philip passed away. Now a good friend has given me your name as a possible replacement. I wonder if you would fill his place? You may contact me at the sign of the Green Kirtle opposite St Paul's Cathedral.

  Yours, in the odour of sanctity,

  the Reverend Josiah Blackwood.

  Well, I laughed myself sick. On my return from London I discovered my little turd of a chaplain was terrified lest Josiah Blackwood might come to visit. Oh, the laughs! Oh, the merriment! Weeks passed before he realized he had been gulled. I raise my hand and look at his little, plump face and solemnly swear that he has my permission to marry. I will adorn the church. I will lay on a banquet. I promise not to reveal anything about his past to his bride, on one condition -he must wear a mask throughout the ceremony. 'Oh Tempora! Oh Mores!'

  The little man rattles his quill on the table. I grow sober as memory taps on my soul. The door swings open, the ghosts beckon me back along the gallery of time, back to London when Henry and Wolsey had the kingdom in the grip of their avaricious fingers. Oh yes, back to subtle ploys and clever plans! To treason, murder and death by a thousand stings! Benjamin waits for me there. I hear the knocking, it grows incessant. I open the door and Murder, evil-faced and bloody-handed, stands waiting to greet me.

  Chapter 1

  In the spring of 1523, the fourteenth year of King Henry VIII's reign, my master and I were resting from our labours at our manor outside Ipswich. Benjamin was involved in his good works whilst I amply proved the dictum 'The devil finds work for idle hands'. I had attempted to open an apothecary's shop in the village. Benjamin stopped this when he realised I was buying supplies from a certain Doctor Quicksilver who lived in the shabby tenements opposite Whitefriars. Benjamin summoned me to his own chamber, his long, dark face showing both hurt and anger.

  'Roger, Roger.' He wagged a bony finger at me. 'Since when has crushed frog been an aphrodisiac?'

  'I didn't say it was,' I replied.

  'You said as much to Hick the Haywain.'

  'What can I do, Master? He's head over heels in love with that dairymaid.'

  'Wasn't she the one you were tutoring in the long meadow down near the river?'

  I softly cursed my master's retentive memory.

  'I don't think so,' I muttered, refusing to meet his eye.

  'What about Vicar Doggerell?'

  'What about him, Master?'

  Benjamin eased himself into his chair behind the table.

  "That paste you sold him to cure his baldness. I smelt it after Mass on Sunday.' I kept my face straight.

  'Very much like cow dung,' Benjamin insisted.

  'A secret remedy, Master. Crushed herbs and grass with a special elixir. Vicar Doggerell, if he wears it every night, will have as fine a head of hair as myself.'

  Benjamin leaned forward. 'No, he won't, Roger. I want this stopped and whatever profits you have accepted placed in the church poor box.' Benjamin pushed the chair back. 'You have a fine brain, a quick eye and a good hand. How are the fencing lessons going?'

  'Signor d'Amoral,' I replied, referring to the Portuguese whom Benjamin hired for both of us, 'says I have acquired great skill.'

  Benjamin scratched his head and gazed moodily out of the window.

  'Uncle will send for us soon,' he said softly.

  My hea
rt skipped a beat and my stomach lurched, but I schooled my features. Whenever old Fat Tom, Cardinal Legate, Archbishop of York, Henry VIII's first and only minister, sent for his 'beloved nephew' and my goodself it only meant one thing. Old Shallot was heading straight for cow dung a thousand times thicker and more dangerous than what old Vicar Doggercll plastered on his silly, bald pate.

  'What makes you think that, Master?' I stuttered.

  Benjamin went up to stare at the two shields over the fireplace. One depicted the armorial bearings of the Daunbey family, the other those of Shallot.

  'Are you sure, Roger?' he asked absentmindedly.

  'About what, Master?'

  'That the Shallot arms have a red stag rampant?' Benjamin grinned lopsidedly at me. 'This one's very rampant.'

  I shrugged. 'The Shallots are an ancient family,' I lied. 'They were once great and noble, until they fell on hard times. But, Master,' I insisted, 'what makes you think "dearest uncle" is sending for us?'

  'Just a feeling, just a feeling.'

  I quietly groaned and closed my eyes. Last winter "dear uncle' had 'sent for us'. Benjamin and I were despatched to the icy wastes of Somerset to deal with witchcraft, decapitated heads, Hands of Glory and murder at every turn between skating on freezing lakes.

  'Roger, why are your eyes closed?'

  I opened them and forced a smile. 'Just praying. Master, just praying that "dear uncle" is in the best of health.'

  'Well, we can't waste time,' Benjamin declared, 'Do you know that old hill?'

  'The one that overlooks the mill?'

  'Yes, Roger, I believe it's an ancient hill fort.'

  Once again I groaned quietly to myself. Master Benjamin, a true man of the new learning, had a kind heart and an enquiring mind. He had two great passions - alchemy and antiquities. (I should add a third - his mad, witless betrothed, Johanna. Seduced by a nobleman, she lost her mind and was sent to the nuns at Syon in London. Poor girl! She lived into her eighties. To the day she died she still thought the young nobleman was coming back. Of course he never could. Benjamin, a skilled swordsman, had killed him!)